11 Secrets Women Don't Want Men To Know!
10/10/2012 5:17:00 PM
1. We don't wake up looking this good
The "natural" beauty look takes about an hour to perfect in the morning.
2. We've tested how our first name sounds with your last name
And we've already decided whether or not it's a deal-breaker.
3. We hate shaving
Girls have hairy legs, pits and facial hair. You wouldn't understand the lengths we go to to convince you otherwise.
4. We put a lot of thought into texting you
We proofread ten times and had a friend review before sending you a text that said "hey, what's up?"
5. We can cry at the smallest things
We cry over petty fights and hard exams. I cried watching an episode of Rugrats yesterday.
6. Sometimes we need to use the restroom
And shocking enough, sometimes we need to go #2.
7. We Facebook stalked your ex
And have concluded we are decidedly so much better.
8. We have a concrete list of potential baby names picked out
And we aren't leaving a lot of room to compromise.
9. Even though we think cat-calling is degrading...
We are secretly flattered.
10. Our weight, our dress size, our jeans size
All off limits. You will regret it if you ask.
11. We want dessert, gosh darn it
But we want you to order it without asking if we want it.