If you missed the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony last night, dont worry.. I got you!

Here's what you missed:

The queen looked.. well no disrespect.. boring and said all of about two words. I still don't get the whole feathers in your hair thing.

There wasn't much going on until USA came out! Then the controversy began. Ralph Lauren designed all of the clothes the United States athletes were wearing. But get this... they were made in China. Now.. it being the Olympics and all, you'd think Ralph would have them made in America and actually look decent.

I hated the outfits.

Next up.. the grassy knoll.. literally.

All of the flags were up on this green meadow I feel like all the athletes should be frolicking through.. I felt like it was the Chronicles of Narnia. (I know I'm being harsh but I just didn't get it.) 

And now.. for the lighting of the Olympic torch!

Not gonna lie the lighting was the best part! So creative!!

It was SO beautiful!!

This though was amazing! Huge kudos to the creative team that put together this firework show.. it was epic!

Well.. the torch is lit. Let the games begin and may the odds be in our favor! 

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! 

Photos via TooFab.com