My new favorite thing on Facebook is people boycotting businesses.

"BOYCOTT (said business) BECAUSE TODAY THEY (made one minor mistake which slightly inconvenienced me) BUT TOLD ME (that minor mistake was an accident) AND I SWEAR I'LL NEVER GO THERE AGAIN EVERY SINGLE PERSON THERE IS THE ANTICHRIST AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN A RAGING INFERNO AND THEIR KIDS ARE BORN WITH HORRIBLE NON-CURABLE DISEASES.

Remember kids, boycotting a business on Facebook is totally effective and will immediately correct whatever problem you had with said business.

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