<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Chris Cruise</title><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blog.aspx</link><description>The Chris Cruise Blog</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright 2012, WJFX-FM</copyright><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 01:25:06 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 19:02:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>1</ttl><generator>http://emmisinteractive.com</generator><item><title>Mac Lethal Murders "Somebody That I Used To Know"</title><description>
Spitting grammar lessons over Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know", Mac Lethal sets the record straight on the difference between "your" and "you're" once and for all.
from Gawker.com</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10384506</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10384506</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 19:02:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cleverest Prank I've Ever Seen</title><description>
Imagine you're preparing for your bachelor party and your buddy suggests bungee jumping. Now, maybe you're a risk taker and maybe you're not. Regardless, there's going to be plenty of adrenaline flowing when it finally happens. And then your buddy adds a twist, "We're going to blindfold you." Oh, OK.
As you teeter over the edge, prepared to plummet, you wonder what you've gotten yourself into. But it's now or never, and you're going for it. You jump, and instantly find yourself underwater.
Those jerks.
from ThePostGame.com</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10384053</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10384053</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 18:17:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Teachers Dancing Behind Students</title><description>
Haha oh teachers. Underpaid, and underrated.
Well played.</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383904</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383904</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:22:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>This Dude Has A Death Wish</title><description>
For the love of all things gravy PLEASE do not try this at home.
This human man drinks an entire bottle of Jagermeister in 30 seconds. Survives. Sounds creepy the entire time.
The action starts at 1:30.</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383889</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383889</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 14:10:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cutest. Gotye. Cover. Ever.</title><description>
Wow this just turned me to a mile of mush.
These girls are so adorable. Love them!</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383595</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383595</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 18:54:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Texting While Driving</title><description>
CC has a theory on who texts and drives the most.Come to find out that pretty much everyone does, even though it's illegal in Indiana.</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383528</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383528</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 16:40:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Rise And Shine Test</title><description>
Two siblings subject their three-year-old brother to the Rise And Shine Test by blasting Nirvana's "Breed" at full volume on the car's stereo while he's fast asleep in the backseat.
Suffice it to say, someone is raising him right.
from Gawker.com</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383052</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10383052</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 15:51:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>SNL's 100th Digital Short</title><description>
OMG JUSTIN BIEBER WILL FERRELL JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE THE INTERNET JUST EXPLODED!!</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10382999</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10382999</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 14:43:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Tanning Mom Action Figure</title><description>
The overly tan New Jersey mom accused of taking her young daughter tanning has inspired an action figure.
The $29.95 "Tanorexic" mom doll is available from HeroBuilders.com, the custom doll retailer behind the Michaele Salahi action figure, Anthony Weiner doll and other attention-grabbing toys.
Patricia Krentcil, the real "tanning mom," pleaded not guilty to child endangerment charges last week. She was arrested late last month in Nutley, N.J., after police were called to her 5-year-old daughter's school.
Krentcil claims she took her daughter with her to the salon but that her daughter never entered a tanning booth.
"I tan, she doesn't tan," the 44-year-old Krentcil said. "I'm in the booth, she's in the room. That's all there is to it."
New Jersey state law prohibits children under the age of 14 from tanning booths. Children between the ages of 14 and 17 must be accompanied by an adult.
Police were ...</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10381640</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10381640</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 18:14:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cutest Little Boy Ever Is Cute</title><description>
Let this be a lesson, folks.
When you see a dinosaur...WUN!!!!!</description><link>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10381080</link><author>chris.cruise@oasisradiogroup.com (Chris Cruise)</author><guid>http://www.hot1079online.com/blog/staff/chriscruise/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10381080</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 16:36:45 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

